you froze

what else were you supposed to do?? all your body let you do was sit and stare as the ever so familiar figure rose out of the rotting cup

at first, it was difficult to make out exactly what it was. certain aspects of its apperance were difficult to make out due to the downright disgusting vessel it was proliferating out of. clots of thickened sugar and syrup obscured his form, and tufts of black mold encased every crevice of his body

that was, until one cartoonish swipe exhumed nearly all of the mess. and there he was

standing before you was the love of your life. someone youve dedicated more time, energy, and money to than, as far as you were concerned, anyone else had

the object of both your carnal and emotional obsession standing right in your living room. he sat down on the singular chair in your kitchen, running his glassy eyes over every nook and cranny of your shoddy apartment

M...Making yourself comfortable?? Would you like a cup of tea-NO how about a glass of soda? Or... Umm... You managed to get some words past your throat but the prospect of making conversation with the single-most beautiful being youve ever laid your eyes on proved... difficult.

"Whats wrong!?!? Geez... youre acting like you havent been talking to me everynight for the past 4 years!!" shit..."And youre not packed?? I thought you were ready?? You spent all of last night cooped up by that (incredibly well-made) shrine you have set up for me and all my friends! I wouldve came right then and there, but inter-demensional travel isnt easy as it sounds, even if youre a strikingly handsome, ever-so-powerful superhero like me! Who am i kidding, you dont need to pack anything (though im sure lenny would love that boog effigy!!) !! Everything you could possibly want, everything I KNOW you want is in Galaxy Hills!!! So how about it!!! You... actually want to come... right??? Cuz id be really upset if you didnt... "

Of course!!! Are you... sure??